TheMetroid

Software Engineer and Systems Architect, logician and programmer, conservative and extroverted, introspective and contemplative. I strive to let my work speak to the quality of individual that I am. But the whole story dates back a bit...

Long ago when the world was but an infant and the dragon zombie lord of yore reigned over the frothing masses, there was but one to stand against them. With the mightiest of the eldest axes wrought in the days of old before yore held high into the nether reaches of the hyper space continuum, a righteous and telling rift sprang forth from the mount shredding all in its wake. It was from that moment, freed from the imprisonment of our oppressors by that one savory individual, that I joined in amongst the first ranks of what would one day be known as Rock and Roll. Wielding the talents bestowed upon us by that killer guitar, our stalwart liberation swept the land like a well oiled broom on thanksgiving. The zombie dragon lords crumbled to their knees amongst the devastation and were made quick work by the ravenous new songs.

From that day forward, the tendrils of high rock have spread far and wide seeping into the very essence of all those caught in its breadth giving desire and purpose to wonderless souls. Flare now the steel trumpets and seek first young sultry squall. We ride upon alabaster steeds come first light.

And that's basically my story.